top 10 candy bars

10. fundamentally, 3 musketeers is a milky way without the caramel, and milky way is a snickers without the peanuts. it's basically the middle class candy bar.

9. i don't care what anybody says, this tastes way better than a krackel.



8. it's a good thing they separate the wafers, because i don't think anyone wants to eat a giant wafer at once.



7. the tim tam slam is the best thing on this list. and although they're still good, they aren't the same without the hot chocolate.

6. i'm pretty sure i remember a soccer player eating snickers to help him train. i don't know whether snickers helps or that he was just the dumbest soccer player ever.

5. i think the main reason twix comes in two bars is to appeal to parents who have trouble dividing candy among their two children evenly. otherwise, i see no other reason.

4. how do i eat a reese's peanut butter cup? like a normal human being, not like some weirdo.



3. the only way that i can justify m&m's on a this list is that it is chocolate, it's sold where all these other candy bars are sold and it tastes like a candy bar. anyway, i would these even they talked and had legs.


2. this is the densest candy bar ever. what i mean is that it felt like i ate an entire meal after eating just one. without a doubt, its density is the most impressive thing i've ever experienced.

1. the 100 grand bar includes three of my favorite things in confectionery: chocolate, caramel and crisped rice. simply put, it's delicious.