separated at birth?

it came as little shock to the public when it was confirmed by michael rosenbaum, richard jefferson and lord voldemort that they were indeed separated at birth. apparently, they have kept this hidden ever since the discovery their relationship to each other sometime in middle school, when a person close to each one of them tipped them of their bond. the source [he who must not be named] also told them that they were destined¹ to do things that would change the world. while michael rosenbaum and lord voldemort had an idea early in life of what those things were [acting and evil wizardry, respectively], richard jefferson confessed that he didn't know what his fate would be until later in life. fortunately for richard, that changed when he finally realized he was going to be in the nba as the third best player on a slightly above-average team in a weak eastern conference. but when asked at what moment that he knew his destiny, richard replied, 'my windmill dunk. after i was able to do my first windmill, i knew it would alter basketball history.'

despite his affinity for his brothers, michael rosenbaum kept his relationship a secret so casting directors wouldn't reject him for roles. michael recalled, 'there was no way i could get parts in movies like poolhall junkies or sorority boys if people knew that my brother was an immoral wizard who had an obsession with killing a little boy. but after establishing the role of lex luthor, i knew that it would be okay for people to know all about us.'

in a rare interview, lord voldemort provided some insight into both of his brothers' character. when asked about michael, lord voldemort said, 'he always tried to be like me when we were growing up, especially in high school. i guess that explains why he plays such an awful person in lex luthor on the wb [currently the cw]. but as i have reminded him, playing a bad guy and being a bad guy are two different things.' speaking of malice, lord voldemort claims that his brother richard is worse than he and michael combined. the dark lord said, 'if you think i'm bad, richard makes me look like jean valjean. if you don't believe me, check the tape .' while lord voldemort has been accused of doing evil things, it seems as though that he isn't lying when it comes to richard jefferson's malapropisms, which has been authenticated by his current teammates. when confronted about these rumors, jefferson was unable to provide any answers.

¹ not destination