separated at birth?

in october of 2007, paul byrd was accused of using human growth hormone [hgh], a substance banned by major league baseball as a performance enhancing drug. while he did not deny the use of hgh, he claimed that it was prescribed treat a tumor on his pituitary gland. he further elaborated that it was under medical supervision, and that baseball knew that he was taking it. or so he says publicly. in actuality, few know the true reason as to why paul byrd ordered hgh. he was doing it for his secret twin, actor peter dinklage [or miles finch from the movie elf]. peter feared that he would be shunned by his 'little people' peers if they knew that he was taking human growth hormone in attempt to land more conventional leading roles. he didn't want to be to linked to any orders of hgh, so paul nobly offered to obtain some for him. so next time when a person tries to tell you paul byrd is a cheater, remember that he was just taking the fall for someone else.