12 June 2008

separated at birth?



edward nygma, better known as the riddler or e. nygma, doesn't like to publicize that he and scott rolen are indeed related. in fact, he is downright embarrassed. 'riddle me this,' nygma begins, 'whose career was effectively ended when korean giant hee-seop choi destroyed everything in his shoulder? the answer should be fairly obvious.'

when asked about nygma's riddle, rolen answered, 'it sounds like he's getting pretty lazy in his riddles. [laughs] it's unmistakable that he's talking about me. i would get angry, except that it's true. ever since i ran into hee-seop choi in may of 2005, my career has never been the same. i'm 6'4"/240 and essentially in the prime of my career, but i'll be lucky if i hit more than ten home runs this year. i mean, that's david eckstein territory.'

nygma's shame has become so strong that he says that he would rather face the minotaur than be in the same building as rolen. he has even gone so far as to say that arkham asylum sounds better than going to a blue jays game. 'he's left me box seats for his games before,' nygma says, 'but even the allure of free food isn't enough. and everyone who knows me know that i love me some free food. remember, though i'm a high-class criminal mastermind, i really don't have a fixed income to depend on.' rolen understands where his brother's frustration, but says, 'one day the tables will be turned, and i'll be the one who's ashamed of him. although i hope i don't have to wear his effeminate costume.'

2 comments:

creasy bear said...

i would never have thought a human man could look so much like a cartoon. and yet, here is proof.

Anonymous said...

good one